Billy Bumkin, the mayor of Possum Holler, Arkansaw, had called me there to discuss whether I might be interested in consulting with him about improving his public image. It was just coincidence that I happened to be at the Bumkin house when the tornado struck. Resemblances to actual persons, living or dead, places, and events are purely coincidental.ġ0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Those Arkansaw Bumkins or, A Gremlin In His GooberĪ Parade To Remember The Tornado That Started It All All names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
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